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Just a silly teenager trying to figure out life c:

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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sources: eyes // nails

I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty

the best text I’ve ever received (via battleagainsttheworld)

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yungneako:

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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

dreaming-witheyesclosed:

I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.

dreaming-witheyesclosed:

I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.

itspeeta:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway


I’m fairly certain our cups aren’t that big??

the us’ cups used to be that small, but they figured making them bigger would get more money soooo eventually australia will get to the us’ level of really large cups

itspeeta:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

I’m fairly certain our cups aren’t that big??

the us’ cups used to be that small, but they figured making them bigger would get more money soooo eventually australia will get to the us’ level of really large cups

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

I am a strong person. But every once in a while I would like someone to hold my hand and tell me things are going to be OK.
— Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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